Kirbaybay

 Oh dear sweet baby Jesus.  My life is complete with this clip. ALFONSO, YOU LUCKY BASTARD.

1.  Taxi cabs do NOT have seatbelts in the back seat.. and they drive like maniacs.

2.  I’ve seen about 5 white people.  Thats it. 

3. I’ve seen five black people (coincidently four were from the Northwest)

4. Macau is the Las Vegas of the East. 

5. Because of the failing economy, Macau has stopped construction on a few major casinos and hotels that are just about half done.. about 11,000+ people have been laid off, at least HALF of those are directly from the Phillipines who came there to work.  WACKKKKKKKKKKK.

6. Macau currently houses the biggest hotel in the world with 3,000+ rooms.. The Venetian.  My first time eating Fat Burger was in fact NOT in Canada but in this very hotel. 

7. THERE IS MSG IN EVERYTHING

8.  Egg Tarts are hella good

9. While kids in America build sand castles at the beach, kids in Macau push sand out into the water to RECLAIM land.  If you know the history of Macau and its two islands… I want to say each island has almost doubled in size. How else are they going to make room for all the casinos.. and people to live there to build the casinos, run the casinos, and spend money.. at the casinos???

10.  This is the safest place I have ever been for a woman to walk down the street, IPOD blaring, at any hour of the day or night.  I’ve never known such freedom until I came here.  I’m going to miss it.  It’s interesting how one gets accustomed to potential threat and violence as if its normal.

11. There are 2 stop lights… and they serve absolutely NO PURPOSE. 

12.  People here be lovin Obama. 

13.  Macau houses the highest Bungi Jump off in the World at Macau Tower.

14. One good thing about Casinos? Nobody in Macau pays taxes.  Casinos pay for everything.  Crazzzzzzzzy.

I think that is it for now.. I will make another list as the observations continue

HOller.